Comments on: Forlorn http://www.sfmoby.us/2009/03/forlorn/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=forlorn Putting the "funk" in dysfunctional. Thu, 02 Feb 2012 22:31:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Scott L http://www.sfmoby.us/2009/03/forlorn/comment-page-1/#comment-980 Scott L Mon, 09 Mar 2009 19:27:07 +0000 http://www.sfmoby.us/2009/03/forlorn/#comment-980 I hate calling off dates in the early stages of the relationship, but yesterday the weather was soooo bad in WI that I had to call off a 1st date. I'm glad you feel better. I hate calling off dates in the early stages of the relationship, but yesterday the weather was soooo bad in WI that I had to call off a 1st date. I’m glad you feel better.

]]> By: Tony (LT) http://www.sfmoby.us/2009/03/forlorn/comment-page-1/#comment-953 Tony (LT) Sat, 07 Mar 2009 03:52:34 +0000 http://www.sfmoby.us/2009/03/forlorn/#comment-953 Laptops make you sterile? Hmmm...the Attorney gave me a laptop for Christmas...does that mean something? Hope you get better soon. Laptops make you sterile? Hmmm…the Attorney gave me a laptop for Christmas…does that mean something?

Hope you get better soon.

]]> By: Pete http://www.sfmoby.us/2009/03/forlorn/comment-page-1/#comment-939 Pete Thu, 05 Mar 2009 15:49:40 +0000 http://www.sfmoby.us/2009/03/forlorn/#comment-939 I was going to agree to Blobby, leftover brussel sprouts a burrito and taco? now *that* sounds like a recipe for the 2am Castro cure-all aka the Sunday morning church offering aka blowing chunks. I was going to agree to Blobby, leftover brussel sprouts a burrito and taco? now *that* sounds like a recipe for the 2am Castro cure-all aka the Sunday morning church offering aka blowing chunks.

]]> By: Rich http://www.sfmoby.us/2009/03/forlorn/comment-page-1/#comment-921 Rich Tue, 03 Mar 2009 18:15:06 +0000 http://www.sfmoby.us/2009/03/forlorn/#comment-921 oh sweet lord... he IS gestating an alien after all. Call Sigourney Weaver STAT! oh sweet lord… he IS gestating an alien after all.

Call Sigourney Weaver STAT!

]]> By: matthew thompson http://www.sfmoby.us/2009/03/forlorn/comment-page-1/#comment-907 matthew thompson Mon, 02 Mar 2009 23:54:45 +0000 http://www.sfmoby.us/2009/03/forlorn/#comment-907 RG got me to googling: Upchuck or Chuckup,Tossing Your Cookies,Technicolor Yawn, Calling for Ralph,Driving the Porcelain Bus,3-D burping,Belching Chunks,Call of the Walrus,Calling the Buffalos,Delivering Pizza/Pavement Pizza,Doing the dinner catch and release,Downloading a dinner,Gastro Geyser,Jettisoning the chunky cargo,Laughing at the ground/shoes/lawn/dirt/ants/worms/carpet, Liquid scream, Making friends with the ground/lawn/dirt/carpet, Painting the ground/shoes/lawn/dirt/carpet, Reviewing today's menu,Reworking lunch/dinner/the menu/a meal/the stew, Round-trip meal ticket, Sharing his/her inner feelings, Shooting salad, Shouting at the ground/shoes/lawn/dirt/ants/worms/carpet, Slopping or serving up soup, Spraying a jet, Talking/making a call on the porcelain phone, Tapping into something personal, Throwing it into reverse. AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: Yodeling in the porcelain canyon. You wouldn't have this problem if you would just get an abortion already. RG got me to googling: Upchuck or Chuckup,Tossing Your Cookies,Technicolor Yawn, Calling for Ralph,Driving the Porcelain Bus,3-D burping,Belching Chunks,Call of the Walrus,Calling the Buffalos,Delivering Pizza/Pavement Pizza,Doing the dinner catch and release,Downloading a dinner,Gastro Geyser,Jettisoning the chunky cargo,Laughing at the ground/shoes/lawn/dirt/ants/worms/carpet, Liquid scream, Making friends with the ground/lawn/dirt/carpet, Painting the ground/shoes/lawn/dirt/carpet, Reviewing today’s menu,Reworking lunch/dinner/the menu/a meal/the stew, Round-trip meal ticket, Sharing his/her inner feelings, Shooting salad, Shouting at the ground/shoes/lawn/dirt/ants/worms/carpet, Slopping or serving up soup, Spraying a jet, Talking/making a call on the porcelain phone, Tapping into something personal, Throwing it into reverse.

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
Yodeling in the porcelain canyon.

You wouldn’t have this problem if you would just get an abortion already.

]]> By: A Lewis http://www.sfmoby.us/2009/03/forlorn/comment-page-1/#comment-905 A Lewis Mon, 02 Mar 2009 15:19:09 +0000 http://www.sfmoby.us/2009/03/forlorn/#comment-905 Chunks for Jesus??? I'm going to pass this along to Pat Robertson or James Dobson or the like. Maybe they can use that in a sermon. Really wishing you a better day than yesterday. As for offending a friend without censuring the response....guilty as charged. Email can be that way. Chunks for Jesus??? I’m going to pass this along to Pat Robertson or James Dobson or the like. Maybe they can use that in a sermon. Really wishing you a better day than yesterday. As for offending a friend without censuring the response….guilty as charged. Email can be that way.

]]> By: John http://www.sfmoby.us/2009/03/forlorn/comment-page-1/#comment-904 John Mon, 02 Mar 2009 13:35:06 +0000 http://www.sfmoby.us/2009/03/forlorn/#comment-904 Get well soon, Moby! Get well soon, Moby!

]]> By: Patrick http://www.sfmoby.us/2009/03/forlorn/comment-page-1/#comment-902 Patrick Mon, 02 Mar 2009 12:41:22 +0000 http://www.sfmoby.us/2009/03/forlorn/#comment-902 Feel better bud, ...but we're still waiting to hear what happened on your 1st date...?!?!?!? Feel better bud, …but we’re still waiting to hear what happened on your 1st date…?!?!?!?

]]> By: RG http://www.sfmoby.us/2009/03/forlorn/comment-page-1/#comment-901 RG Mon, 02 Mar 2009 12:06:30 +0000 http://www.sfmoby.us/2009/03/forlorn/#comment-901 As yes - the technicolor yawn, driving the porcelain Honda, seeing Jesus in the toilet. Fun times. I'm glad you're feeling better - you KNOW we're dying for a dating update! As yes – the technicolor yawn, driving the porcelain Honda, seeing Jesus in the toilet. Fun times.

I’m glad you’re feeling better – you KNOW we’re dying for a dating update!

]]> By: Blobby http://www.sfmoby.us/2009/03/forlorn/comment-page-1/#comment-900 Blobby Mon, 02 Mar 2009 11:44:17 +0000 http://www.sfmoby.us/2009/03/forlorn/#comment-900 burrito, taco and brussel sprouts - and that's not what MADE you sick? amazing! :) burrito, taco and brussel sprouts – and that’s not what MADE you sick? amazing! :)

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