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Nov 05

Overheard III

Categories:

hmmmm?, humor

by Moby

At the gym today, two guys talking in the showers.

 

Guy #1: So how was your night?

Guy #2: I didn’t get much sleep

Guy #1: Oh? Is that good or bad

Guy #2: Well, it was my birthday. I got a pair of socks and a piece of ass.  Both were too big.

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5 comments

  1. turnipHed

    November 7, 2009 at 12:10 pm (UTC -7)

    Ass comes with socks? What have I been doing wrong?

  2. The Mutant

    November 5, 2009 at 11:16 pm (UTC -7)

    Bwah ha ha ha ha – Yeah, it sucks when your socks don’t fit – even worse when the piece of ass you take home doesn’t fit either. Man, that guy’s birthday must’ve really sucked. Of course if it’s just because he’s tiny, well he can only blame himself I suppose.

    The old addage about throwing a sausage down a hallway is true after all though, whoda thunk it?

  3. RG

    November 5, 2009 at 9:41 pm (UTC -7)

    I agree with Chris – too big? What’s that?

  4. Chris

    November 5, 2009 at 5:02 pm (UTC -7)

    Umm… there’s such a thing as “too big”??

  5. Cb

    November 5, 2009 at 4:40 pm (UTC -7)

    Story of my life– only without the ass or socks.

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