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November 5, 2009

Overheard III

by Moby — Categories: hmmmm?, humor5 Comments

At the gym today, two guys talking in the showers.

 

Guy #1: So how was your night?

Guy #2: I didn’t get much sleep

Guy #1: Oh? Is that good or bad

Guy #2: Well, it was my birthday. I got a pair of socks and a piece of ass.  Both were too big.

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5 Comments »

  1. Cb says:

    Story of my life– only without the ass or socks.

  2. Chris says:

    Umm… there’s such a thing as “too big”??

  3. RG says:

    I agree with Chris – too big? What’s that?

  4. The Mutant says:

    Bwah ha ha ha ha – Yeah, it sucks when your socks don’t fit – even worse when the piece of ass you take home doesn’t fit either. Man, that guy’s birthday must’ve really sucked. Of course if it’s just because he’s tiny, well he can only blame himself I suppose.

    The old addage about throwing a sausage down a hallway is true after all though, whoda thunk it?

  5. turnipHed says:

    Ass comes with socks? What have I been doing wrong?

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