Do Tell!

I’m still catching up from the weekend trip however, I just had to share this. I’m probably inviting drama however, I was so tickled by the sheer ‘ignunce‘ of this email, I had to share it. It came from an anonymous source.1 The bold text is my ‘two cents’ being thrown in.

Fagget Moby – not your real name: Duh! That was a no-brainer

You are biggest fake on web. Your blog is full of lies and you nothing but a dirty lying fagget. You desgust me and I am going to tell everyone about you.

Uh, Ok. You clearly reveal you don’t know me. As for me, I am a faggot so if you were hoping to hurt my feelings, you failed miserably.

I know you grew up and your family. I know the lies you keep from them and I am going to tell them what dirty fagget you are.

Again, you reveal you truly don’t know me or my family.2

So in fairness, I’ll ask a few questions. Do you blog? Where is it? How do you plan to “expose” me for the ‘lying fagget’ I am? I tell you what, I’ll go one further and allow your IP open access to post. That is, if you can provide a real one. In other words, bring it bitch!

No, me thinks you might be related to a certain other “blogger” that commented on Homer’s blog a few days ago. Would that be a fair assumption?


Disclaimer: No, I don’t think this is the same person everyone else seems hell-bent on crucifying lately.

1 Skipping the obvious syntax and spelling errors, the IP in the header was bogus so I’m not so sure where it came from.
2 There is very little of my immediate family left anyway and they all know about me. Hello? Did you actually read the fucking blog?

11 thoughts on “Do Tell!”

  2. Is a “Fagget” like a baguette? 😉

    I gather its just some Jr. High asshat whose school hasn’t started yet for the semester.

  3. Oh, let’s not skip the syntax and spelling errors. This email so obviously came from a guy by the name of George W. Bush. I’m sure HIS family is SO proud of him!

  5. If you can get this … person’s address, I’d be pleased to send him a dvd of “Deliverance” free of charge. He/she/it should get a kick out of seeing itself in a movie.

  7. Fagguette, I believe, would be the correct spelling. Oui?

    Wait…Moby’s NOT your real name?? WTF? How did I miss that? Man……what next?

  8. These comments are always anonymous. Like anybody who would say stuff like this to you would have the stones to use his own name.

    I recently got one from Rome (not homophobic, alas) and I made it the focus of a post. I’ve had a few visits from the same IP since, but never another comment. If it fails to get you they just move on to the next one and the next one till the desired effect is achieved.

  9. I am absolutely shocked. Shocked! You’re name isn’t Moby? Not even Mobius? My good man, I challenge your very existence! (Although I do seem to remember licking your ear or something, so maybe I’m off base).

    As for the email itself… congrats! By getting this kind of stuff, you are in the big leagues now, I think. And did you catch: “I know you grew up”? Bitch called you old!

    (OK, I’m just grasping for straws here.)

  11. Comment from RG
    Time: August 30, 2007, 9:57 am
    Good Lord! Jeff Gannon has been drinking again.

    OMG! I had soda squirting out my nose when I read that one!

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