The Moby Files: v2.0

I decided to make this post public however, it is a bit on the adult side (and maybe even a little gross).  Feel free to click thru if you like but, you were warned!

Continuing in my monthly updates of “What Would Moby Do?”, a question that seems to come up often with “newbies” to the world of gay.  I figured why not tackle it here and spread the word. lol

Q: How do you properly “prepare” for sex if you plan to be the bottom?

A: I find this to be a very problematic error for guys who either don’t know or are afraid to ask.  And let me tell ya fellas, as a guy who does like to top, a dirty bottom ruins the sex for me.  We are pretty much done if you can’t clean yourself in advance. 

The simplest answer is douche.  It is by far the most effective method.  If you don’t have privacy issues or other “concerns”, I highly recommend getting a shower attachment.

Easy to install and provides a clean, safe environment for doing the “job” effectively.  If you are overly tight, it often comes with a couple of different sized attachments.  You can also grease it up a bit w/lube.¹ 

If that doesn’t work for you, there are always portable and easy to obtain Fleet enemas from your neighborhood drugstore.  They come with or without fragrance.  Clean water is best.  Buying might be a bit awkward but I believe you can also buy them online in bulk.  Same premise as above but less confining to your home.  Of course, there are a variety of portable reusable bulbs² on the market you can choose from as well. 

There is what I call the “rhythm method” but I don’t recommend it.  This basically involves knowing your biological cycle and trying to avoid anytime that might be problematic.  This really doesn’t guarantee success, if you catch my meaning.

Fasting does help obviously.  It takes between 7-12 hours for your body to process a meal all the way thru to completion.  If you have some hot fun planned, you can use it in conjunction with the options above.  Being someone who loves to eat, this never works for me.

Grossed out?  That may be, but imagine the alternative of not knowing. lol  Now you KNOW!  You have no excuse for being a dirty bottom anymore. 

1. Be warned, lube in the shower can be tricky! Take it from someone who KNOWS! LOL [↩]
2. imagine a bulb used for removing ear wax, but for the other end. [↩]