Nothing to rant about at the moment so I’m sharing some thoughts…
I, too, love cheesey-poofs!
For all the hype over Brokenback Mountain, I’d better be masturbating by the end
I don’t care how fabulous your blog is, don’t ask me to vote for you.
George Bush Blows
If you need instructions on a condom wrapper, you shouldn’t breed.
Did I mention, I’m an EMT now?
I love my tivo.
Tacos really are better w/salsa
Ford Tough!? NOT!
I love you too, now bend over.
Moby, you are the hottest philosopher I know. Now bend over…