Easter Smeaster

What did I do for Easter? I’m afraid to say, it might be sacrilige What being baby Jesus’s birthday and all. I was screaming “oh god” so I guess that makes it ok. hehehe

What did I do? I got my nipple ring resized. What? You though I was referring to something else didn’t you? Well, no worries, I did that too. Anyway, I decided to go up a size on my nipple ring. And while it may not look very big in the picture, it hurt like a mother. It is tender as hell now too. I had to break out the lube just to get it in. And even then it took quite a bit of effort. It gives new meaning to the phrase, “if it doesn’t fit, force it.

Moving on. I don’t celebrate Easter and had forgotten till someone pointed it out to me. Where did the time go? The year just passed and already it’s April. I’m back at work later today. The shitty part is I’m working on a holiday. Even worse, it is an unpaid holiday. You would think Easter would be a paid holiday in our rather righteous country. So much for priorities.

The vacation was restful. Well, somewhat restful. After the entrance exam, I was able to relax and enjoy the down time. I must admit it was very nice just wasting a few days away w/nothing to do other than ride the bike, play xbox, or just veg.

14 thoughts on “Easter Smeaster”

  1. Honey, you need you some religion…..it’s not his birthday, but the day he arose from a sound sleep…I mean dead.

  2. Ok, I gotta ask and if you covered this in another entry, just shoot me. But does the piercing make your nipple any more sensitive (in a good way)? I have no real sensation in mine unless someone bites down, then I punch them cuz it hurts. Wondering if getting it pierced would provide a good sensation….

    Signed,
    Curious in Chicago

  3. Ouch… Well, hope nothing happens at work that’ll cause your shirt to rub against your tender part.

  4. @Curious in Chicago

    I had no sensation in mine either which is why I decided to pierce one of my nips. It did make it sensitive for about a year but now I’m back to no real feeling. I keep it cause I like how it looks! 😉

  5. ya know, they have these tapered rings with little rubber o-rings so you can increase the diameter gradually…search EBAY under body jewelry for “talon” or “taper”…

    also, lube up the jewelry with some neosporin labeled “pain plus”…the neosporin helps it heal faster.

  6. FYI: Several years ago some drunk at the Lone Star bit my left nipple completely off. A waiter at Orphan Andy’s informed me that the nipple is one of the few body parts that grow back. He was right!

  7. OOOOO! Can I touch it. LOL. Moby…I am up in the SF area as of Wednesday midday. Will be for a week. I hhave to see if I can get ahold of Rob and Fuad for a possible brunch/lunch, hell dinner on Sunday. I am also trying to pull ‘M’ aka Jack Naasti (Jack Hampster) into the gathering. We have been trying to work in a meeting since last time I was up in the Bay Area. Ya around or working? You may see me floating around the Castro Friday night and Saturday too.

    Glad you got in a nice restful vacation.

  8. And here I thought Easter was when Christ rolled back the stone from his tomb, stretched, and said, “Me! I need a stiff drink!”

    And then proceded to get his hand holes resized.

  9. Yee-ouch! You’re a brave man to have your nip pierced.

    I had a nice quiet Easter visiting my sister and her family in Chicago. After I cook honey ham for dinner, we went to see writer David Sedaris at The Chicago Theater.

  10. That sort of thing must be a bitch at airports, with the metal detectors and all. Plus, being from a cold climate, I’d worry about snagging sweaters.

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