Random …

… shit that seems to be rolling around in my head today.1

Why do queens over use the word masculine in online profiles. If I had a quarter for every time some nellie bitch told how masculine she was, I’d be rich.

I hate when I get a rash somewhere when I rub too hard.

Why is it always the fugly guys who take their shirts off in public?

Don’t leave your dog off the leash and then bitch when someone kicks it for trying to bite them.

*My latest sarcastic response for tweaked out freaks who obviously can’t read* How about never? Is never good for you?

If you wanna smoke pot, don’t hide behind medicinal uses. Chickenshit, just man up and say you like getting high.

Apparently, No means no unless you are desperate, then it means just keep asking.

Gay men over 30 should be banned from referring to themselves as “boi” or “jock” or any of its derivatives.

I swear, I did not sleep with that man. I sucked him off but I did not sleep with him.

If you are a “top only” looking for other tops, you aren’t fooling anyone.

Do promises made during sex count?

Paris Hilton is in jail? Who cares!


1 I make no warranties to the accuracy or validity of said statements.

6 thoughts on “Random …”

  1. Why post ads sequentially on Craig’s List? Doubling up just makes one seem really desperate and ignorant of web latency.

  2. “Where Am I?
    flirting @ starbucks 13 hrs ago ”

    Once again he’s missing in action for hours after Starbucks. That boi, opps, I mean man gets so lucky down there.

    ….and the next time I see you, I’m gonna rip my shirt off and rub your face between my nipples!!!

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