Let’s look at the week in review shall we?
Woke up an equal citizen, liked it.
Forked over a grand for the cruise, sort of liked it.
Got an offer to do porn, declined (again).
Smashed my finger at the gym, ouch!
Got an offer to do a porn star, accepted.
Got blurry vision at work, annoyed.
Said the L-word repeatedly, to Cooper.
Finished 3 projects at work, none of which were due.
Told I was going to hell, replied – I’m earning my ticket.
Cut up 6 old shirts into gym shirts, yay!
I’m 3lbs away from breaking 200 lbs again, very excited.
Discovered dog vomit dries into a crispy stinky mass, not pleasant.
How was your week?