Just when I think the shit falling apart on my body is at an end….
Was diagnosed with an umbilical hernia this week. Yay for me, another surgery in my future.
Well, most likely. Thankfully, it’s not too severe yet and I’m seeing the specialist late this month. From what I know, this type of thing doesn’t go away on its own.
In the past decade I’ve had two nasal surgeries, an eye surgery, two back procedures, and a prostate surgery. But hey, what’s one more right?
I’m gonna start asking for bionic parts if this keeps up. That, or start a lottery on which body part will break next.
Y’all keep me in your tots and pears. Y’all know how much I believe in that. Better yet send me nudes or lotto tickets!