I forget where I found this image. I was cleaning my hard drive and stumbled across it. Obviously, I found it amusing.
Category: humor
My Mean Look
Did it work? Yeah, I didn’t think so either.
Busted!
I have been so busted! lol
Actually, not me but he sorta resembles me. hehehe. I wish I was as buff as he was though.
Dazzling Stupidity
My tolerance for blind stupidity seems to be diminishing w/age.
While on MUNI this afternoon, this lady felt the need to interrupt my conversation and asked me, “Why are you gay? I just don’t get it.” Before I even thought about it, I blurted out, “Well, being gay was my 2nd choice. I actually wanted to be the Wizard of Oz but the position was already taken.”
She was less than amused. However, the look on my face clearly demonstrated my contempt for sheer stupidity. She was content to turn and walk away.
Funny Conversation II
Overhead in the gym this week.
Dude 1: Wow, you are looking hot. How you been?
Dude 2: Thanks bro, I have been hitting the weights pretty hard. I don’t have anything on you though man.
Dude 1: Sheeet, I totally beat off to you, you know that right?
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Overhead in the Castro
Boy 1: Why on Earth would you marry that queen? He is so pompous and arrogant.
Boy 2: He has a 9″ cock and a trust fund.
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Phone conversation at work.
Caller (female obviously from the South): I just wanted you to know how ashamed I am of you people out there in San Francisco. Promoting the homosexual lifestyle and the entire fall of society.
Me: Ma’am, I’m a homo, do you have an emergency to report?
*click*
It Is Official
brettcajun has officially passed Large Tony in the number of referrals to my blog. Brett took the lead late last week with a narrow margin of 15 clicks. He’ll be giving his award speech shortly. *g*
Only In SF…
…do guys where their cock ring on their key ring.
I watched a guy at the gym slip it off his keys and onto his cock just prior to his entrance into the steam room. Now if he’d only been cute! [1]Lord, forgive me. I’m gonna go down to New Guinea and work with the Pygmies….
References
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Oh My!
You have GOT to hop over and read durban bud today. His link to wisdom from Alexyss Tylor is hilarious but NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
I was eating sushi for lunch and promptly hurled a slice of halibut I was laughing so hard.
Funny Conversation
A guy I know rather well stopped me in the ‘hood today for what started as harmless conversation.
Guy: Hey, how are you? I haven’t seen you at bbs lately, how have you been?
Me: I’m good. I still go but just w/work it tends to be very erratic.
*And here is where it gets funny* He sorta stammers here.
Guy: Can I ask you a question?
Me: Shoot.
Guy: How often do you go? To bb’s I mean?
Me: It varies based on my mood and schedule. Sometimes, I’m lucky if I go once a month but I’ve been known to go twice in the same weekend.
Guy: Oh, that is too bad cause I’d date you if you didn’t go there.
Me: No you wouldn’t.
Guy: Why?
Me: Cause I don’t date hypocrites.
*I walk away as he stammers to pick up what is left of his jawline*
I tried my best not to laugh but I think he heard me as I walked away. You have to understand, I met “guy” there and our only interaction has ever been when I happen to see him there. And considering, I see him almost every time I go, I’d be willing to bet he goes a lot more than I do. I could care less however, the audacity of his comments cracked me up. Pity too, he has a really big one.
Doh!
I totally forgot. Kevin managed to get one of my pics converted to a Simpson’s character. Hehehe I think I look better in real life however, the jury is still out on that one.
