Overhead in the gym this week.
Dude 1: Wow, you are looking hot. How you been?
Dude 2: Thanks bro, I have been hitting the weights pretty hard. I don’t have anything on you though man.
Dude 1: Sheeet, I totally beat off to you, you know that right?
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Overhead in the Castro
Boy 1: Why on Earth would you marry that queen? He is so pompous and arrogant.
Boy 2: He has a 9″ cock and a trust fund.
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Phone conversation at work.
Caller (female obviously from the South): I just wanted you to know how ashamed I am of you people out there in San Francisco. Promoting the homosexual lifestyle and the entire fall of society.
Me: Ma’am, I’m a homo, do you have an emergency to report?
*click*
Maam, Im a homo, do you have an emergency to report
NOW THAT’S Classic!
Oh my those are all instant classics.
Just like my dad always say, a trust fund is all you need to get laid… well, maybe not the getting laid part, but he did say it was important, LOL
I love this post. We want more. You have to have enough of them simply off the emergency line. Hope all is well.
Love your response!
It’s so cute when they blame us for the fall of society.
When I look at your J/O survey and see how small of a percentage of peeps responded as I, I feel like a pervert LOL. I didn’t realize I was so far out of the norm 😛
LMAO! You just can’t come across that kinda stuff in Tucson…*sigh*
that is classic………..love it, your response, so calm, cool, collected…………..love it……….
What the frak did she call for? To rant at a random San Franciscan? goddam freaks.
Speaking of freaks, do you happen to know who the dude with 9″ and a trust fund is? I’m thinking of giving up on a career and just marrying rich. Rich and hung would be better.
You should make a freak like her to pay for that call. Emergency number shouldn’t be taken so lightly.
I’m catching up on your blogging. Can I have permission to use that response liberally (no pun intended) and train my fellow homosexuals to do so as well?
#1: I think I’ve had that mental conversation with myself while watching all the str8 guys at my gym.
#2: I wouldn’t marry him, but … maybe be an occasional escort??
#3: I received a random phone call from a southerner at work yesterday. I’m a southerner. I know southerners — sometimes from sight. He went on and on for a bit that had nothing to do with my company or its services. So in an attempt to shut him up and persuade him to move on I said: “I’m sorry sir, but I cayn’t reayally heylp ewe, but sir, thaynk ewe fer calling and ewe hayve a greayt daey okaey?” Then I hung up.
overheard at the Faultline at the Sunday Beerbust:
dude#1 “Dude, I havent seen you in like weeks! where’ve you been?”
dude#2 “oh I met this amazing man online and we’ve kinda stared seeing each other whenever we’re free. I think this may be love”
dude # 1 “very cool, very cool! so when are we ever gonna screw?”