Just some random observations I’ve made as of late. . .
Old ladies don’t look when crossing the street but seem to suddenly look up when they are smack dab in the middle of the intersection.
Children under the age of 5 on flights should be sedated. .
A dog can fart and lick your face at the same time.
‘Chubby’ now means very large apparently.
Neon gas has a horrible smell
Cats can apparently defy gravity when a strange dog is near.
If you’re at the gym and discover you HAVE to do number 2, remember to lock the door.