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I’ve Been Exposed!

I finally finished unpacking. Well, 98% done. I’ve got two boxes left and some rearranging to do. However, the hard part is over. Thank the stars. Blech! I hate moving.

The day started out kinda shitty. I discovered what I originally thought was an STD. Wouldn’t be the first time however, it turned out to be a light case of crabs jock itch. Yeah, you were just dying to know that right? Well too bad. You get the good w/the bad. heheee. Having never had jock itch (or crabs), I didn’t really understand that it could be that high up. (It’s on the soft crease between my abdomen and leg above my groin.) I thought you only got it on your groin. See what I know. It was so light I almost didn’t see it. I’m kinda surprised though. I’m big into bathing so not sure how that happened. I sometimes shower two or three times in a day. Anyhoo, a little lotrimin cream and I’m all better. It’s already almost faded away.

I chipped my favorite vase this morning. I was cleaning it and banged it on the sick. Then I got to stand in line for 30 minutes at the post office. Oh what a joy that was. At least the clerk was helpful.

To really set my mood, while at the post office, I discovered B of A cancelled my debit card w/o so much as a phone call. Apparently, my number has been “exposed”. They were very vague on the details. Which means someone broke into a server w/my card number stored on it or BofA sold the info and are trying to cover it up in light of all the media attention such antics have drawn lately. Either way, it is a huge inconvenience. I actually had to go into the bank and withdraw money. Ugh! That’s so Nineties.

Who Needs A Hug?

Thought I’d toss out some pics to feast upon. Not as spectacular as the last round of pics but hey, its just me. Enjoy or no.

I have a date w/NM tonight. Afterwards, I’m off to the Powerhouse for the BCC contest. I’d say I’m ready for the weekend but my weekend is over. blech.

I haven’t been to the gym this week but I’m holding up ok. I so need better lighting though.

He’s Baaaaack!

After 3 trips, the cable guy finally showed up today. I’m live again.

The move itself went pretty smooth. The moving company did a great job. They showed up on time, moved stuff in & out efficiently and not a single item was broken. The move took a little longer than I expected, so it cost more. However, I think that was more to do w/unrealistic scheduling. I was so happy w/the moving company. All I had to do was pack and unpack. Of which, I’m still struggling thru. The packing part is easy. Now, I have to sort thru stuff and make it fit in the new space. Blah blah blah….

Anyway, I’m back. Did you miss me?

Where Am I…?

…and why am I in this handbasket!

The blog will go dark for a bit till I make the move and get settled. I called in sick to work today (cough cough) so I could finish packing. Had to help a friend move a washer/dryer early this morning and then have dinner plans w/friends for another belated b’day present tonight. I get 5 quality hours of packing. Here’s hoping it’s enough.

I’m sure I’ll find an open wifi somewhere however, it’s bottom of the priority list at the moment. Saint Crotchity Queen of the City, aka southern Tim, is coming over tomorrow morning to help w/the final stuff before the movers arrive.

Hope everyone had a good weekend, mine begins today and will be spent hauling shit around the city.

Wish me luck!

Confuscious Say…. II

*I’m feeling a bit long winded today so you might want to skip this and just enjoy the purdy picture*

The click version is not work safe…
Blondey

Ok, so I guess I wasn’t overly clear yesterday on my rant. I was at work and got distracted several times. I kept going off on tangents too. I was trying to articulate that I haven’t quite narrowed down the exact traits in men that I find attractive.

I don’t have a set type, that only serves to confuse the issue further. The pic posted was not my ideal guy. Oh, don’t get me wrong, I think he is HOT. I’d get down and worship at his “alter” as long as he’d let me. My point is fantasy and reality are two different beasts. Thinking someone is attractive doesn’t necessarily mean they are compatible. I can easily look at a man and think to myself, “I’d do you in a minute but I’d never date you.” And at first thought, that sounds very demeaning and callous. And before you fall off the deep end, let me explain. It’s not about a double standard at all. (for me anyway) Having learned the difference between my attraction to men and my compatiblity to men, I can easily find someone incredibly sexy but also realize we don’t have much in common otherwise. In the unlikely event, we did have more in common, I wouldn’t be opposed to exploring that.
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Kiss It, Make It Better

I have a rather long winded post coming to clarify my rather confusing rant yesterday.

Until then, I thought I’d cover less exciting news. I somehow managed to twist my knee this week. I don’t know if it’s from too many squats at the gym or what. I don’t remember doing any injury to it which has me perplexed. Doesn’t appear to be serious just annoying at the moment.

The second BCC contest last night had a great turn out. The contests are much more streamlined this year which makes for getting home at a decent hour. We’ve had some really good contestants so far. If this keeps up, the finals are gonna be intense. I’m hoping for another stellar year of raising money. You can check out pics from last week if ya like.

The move is edging closer and closer. I’m anxious to get it over with. The movers called me today and are arriving on Monday at daylight thirty. (9:30am) That means I have to get my lazy ass out of bed early…blech.

On a really sad note, had a muni vs pedestrian today at work. Needless to say, the ped lost. People were down in the muni tunnel walking the tracks. I’d never wish this sort of tragedy on anyone but you gotta wonder what made them do such a stupid thing in the first place.

Pissy or Pussy?

My glorious plan for a day spent packing is shot to hell! First, I slept 11 hours last night. (I can’t bitch though, I’ve been hitting the gym hard and my poor little muscles were tuckered out.) That puts me late getting started. I get to the gym, no surprises there. Get home and the apt complex is showing my apt later today. Naturally, I have to scramble to clean up the mess. I’ve been letting the apt sorta go to shit this last week because of the move. I haven’t even had lunch yet! arrrrgh! I have a date tonight at 7:00pm so the only packing I’ll be doing…uh nevermind.

So now my plan to pack all day is shot to hell. I know, “want some cheese w/that whine Moby?” All I have to say to that is…blow me.

I’m picking up the key to the new apt later today. I’m really excited about the move. Especially, knowing I don’t have to lug all this damn furniture around. I may have to develop a 24-hour case of swing flu on Sunday if I don’t get all the packing done. The movers are showing up bright and early on Monday morning. And since they get paid by the hour, me thinks I might have to call in sick. *oh, I’m feeling woozy already. Quick! Someone get me a mint julip!*

Porn: To Do or Not To Do

I discovered my porn star name is Scotty Rose. (courtesy of homer, you come up w/this by taking the name of your first pet as the first name and the name of the street you lived on as a kid as your last name.)

I often refer to my playtime w/o really going into details. I do so because that’s never been the purpose of the blog. However, sometimes things happen that I just feel the need to share. Remember my last rant about discovering I’d slept w/Chris Steele? Well, it happened again. I’ve been seeing this guy at the gym lately. It always seems to be in passing; I’m coming, he’s going sort of thing. I thought he was hot, raw sex appeal, very sexy lips, yadda yadda yadda. He turned out to be French so he had a nice accent to tie it all together. The other day, I see his profile online, its nicely written w/o all the red flags I’m used to. I figure what the hell, go for it. So I send him a message and he messages me back immediately. Slightly taken back by his overt interest, I try to stay aloof, just waiting for the bomb to drop.
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Tim & Tim / Meanderings

I got a flood of emails from my profile post yesterday. Guess I hit a nerve! All I can say to that is if the shoe fits wear it, bi-yatch!

Yesterday, lunch was spent w/Tim W. He took me down to Daly City for all-you-can-eat sushi as a belated b’day present. We both got full, caught up a bit, and just enjoyed the time together. I forgot to bring my camera. He wanted to see how much sushi I could put away. On a site note, he is going thru a bad patch at the moment so keep him in your thoughts!

Today, I had lunch w/southern Tim. I haven’t seen him lately so it was nice to see his shiny face. I was on the phone w/the movers when he showed up for lunch. Damn, if that hussy didn’t sit and eat most of my food. “Oh, I’ll just sit and hang out while you eat.” My ass! I got back at him though. He gets so embarassed hearing about my sexual exploits so I make sure to keep him up-to-date whenever I can. *eg* He was also gracious enough to volunteer to help me move. I’m recommending him for sainthood. Just as soon as I get to church again.

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