Ear

Growing up I had a weird fascination with some of my elders and their propensity to have very long hairs in very odd places. Now as an adult I’m not a fan of recreating said grooming techniques. Actually, I quite abhor such things. Imagine my surprise when I noticed a particularly long hair hiding in my ear. It lurked far enough back I normally can’t see it in the mirror. Sadly, as it got longer it could no longer hide from discovery. Whilst doing my morning grooming I noticed that fucker lurking like a tick in my ear canal. I promptly plucked and discarded him in the trash.

I can still remember being creeped out seeing guys with either really big bushy eyebrows or long straggly nose/ear hairs. There is nothing wrong with having hair in said places but there is also nothing wrong with trimming or keeping that stuff in check.

Besides my whiskers, I have a few wild hairs that like to spring up on the outer top of my ears. I am ever vigilant for them and they get plucked as quickly as I discover them. lol I’d also have a unibrow if I didn’t pluck it. Even as a kid, I had really thick dark eyebrows. I learned very early the art of ripping that shit out. hehehe

6 thoughts on “Ear”

  1. And therein lies the rub. As you get older, the wrong things get hard and hair grows in the wrong places.

    Ah well. What’s a feller ta do?

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