Author: Moby

Do Tell!

I’m still catching up from the weekend trip however, I just had to share this. I’m probably inviting drama however, I was so tickled by the sheer ‘ignunce‘ of this email, I had to share it. It came from an anonymous source.1 The bold text is my ‘two cents’ being thrown in.

Fagget Moby – not your real name: Duh! That was a no-brainer

You are biggest fake on web. Your blog is full of lies and you nothing but a dirty lying fagget. You desgust me and I am going to tell everyone about you.

Uh, Ok. You clearly reveal you don’t know me. As for me, I am a faggot so if you were hoping to hurt my feelings, you failed miserably.

I know you grew up and your family. I know the lies you keep from them and I am going to tell them what dirty fagget you are.

Again, you reveal you truly don’t know me or my family.2

So in fairness, I’ll ask a few questions. Do you blog? Where is it? How do you plan to “expose” me for the ‘lying fagget’ I am? I tell you what, I’ll go one further and allow your IP open access to post. That is, if you can provide a real one. In other words, bring it bitch!

No, me thinks you might be related to a certain other “blogger” that commented on homer‘s blog a few days ago. Would that be a fair assumption?


Disclaimer: No, I don’t think this is the same person everyone else seems hell-bent on crucifying lately.

1 Skipping the obvious syntax and spelling errors, the IP in the header was bogus so I’m not so sure where it came from.
2 There is very little of my immediate family left anyway and they all know about me. Hello? Did you actually read the fucking blog?

Butch or Not?

Tucson is a blast. Frank/John are the host’s w/the most. They also indulged me a nap after my limited sleep yesterday.

I’ll update w/the nitty gritty later. Right now, I’m a little busy having good time. In the meantime, I thought I’d give you something to vote on.

Butch or not?


Butch?

Or, not so butch? lol

Early Bird

Terminal B

Like an idiot I forgot that BART doesn’t run as early on weekends and discovered I didn’t have a ride to the airport. Thankfully, I thought to check before getting up this morning. I scrambled to book an airport shuttle which worked fine however, I had to get up at 3:30am to catch the shuttle at 4:10am. Considering I got home from work at 10:30pm and didn’t actually fall asleep till midnight, I got roughly 3 hours of sleep. Thankfully, the flight this morning isn’t overly full so I’ll be able to catch some shut-eye on the way down. So here I sit and hour and a half early for a 7:00am flight!1

Yours truly is not the most pleasant person to be around when I’m sleep deprived. A lady bumped into me at the security check point and before I had a chance to catch myself I gave her a look meant to burn her wickedness straight back to the underworld.

The one bright point, this is an originating flight and I already got a peek at the flight crew. At least I’ll have a young cute Latin boy to oggle. He has eyeballed me twice already. Cute but sooo not my type. I don’t do the trimmed, plucked, and coiffed look. So LA and so not me but still, I’d rather that than some tight-lipped perky missy.

Oh yes, I am cranky!

1 Why exactly am I flying to Tucson?

Tucson – Here I Come

Today is my Friday. I’m off at 10pm tonight and then off to Tucson to see some blog buddies early tomorrow morning. Apparently, a shindig is planned. Knowing homer, there will be more menz there than I can shake a stick at. heehee I even did some laundry so I could be presentable! That has to mean something!

I’m taking the laptop and the phone so will do my very best to take plenty of pics. You know homer isn’t camera shy so between the two of us, I’m sure we’ll digitize the whole weekend. Actually, now that I think of it, the new tivo bag will make a great travel bag for my short trip!1 My one misgiving is the sun/heat. I hope they have some sunblock because I’m still pale as a ghost. lol

To all the private inquiries, no homer is not mad at me. I guess over the recent fall out some felt he would be angry w/me.2 Kind of silly if you think about it. Anyone who would un-friend me over a difference of opinion really isn’t a friend at all. I wasn’t worried but lordy lordy, you gurls sure are nosy.3 And, I didn’t agree or disagree, I just didn’t really care for how it was handled. I make no apologies for that. homer and I have been friends online and offline for several years now. That will continue.

Lunch w/Mr. Tivo was great. Besides the free stuff, he was very fun to hang out with. We laughed a lot. I introduced him to my favorite sushi roll and he loved it. As any two gay men in SF, we talked about tech, scifi, sex, men, and gadgets. Duh! As I said below, I think I made a new friend and I’m sure we’ll hang out again soon.

As a bit of a teaser, I may have some good news to report soon. Still to early to tell but I’ll let you know as soon as I can. It promises to be a bit of a scandal as well.

1 I’m taking almost as many gadgets as I am clothes.
2 Where do people come up with this stuff?
3 For the record, I’m very nosy. The nose knows best.

Table For Two

I am meeting a guy from bear411 over lunch tomorrow. Not a date because it really isn’t sexual but we seem to chat a lot about geek stuff. I’m looking forward to it. I’m always happy to expand my circle of friends and he strikes me as a genuine fella.

He also works for Tivo and promised to bring me tchotchkes! Hell! I’d put out for that. heeehee. One can never have too much Tivo gear! Seriously though, we’ve been chatting off/on for months and decided to say hello in person. Working an odd schedule, it is hard to have a social life but I’m trying.

Of course, we are having sushi, my favorite food. Turns out he is a big fan and has never been to my favorite place in the ghaytto. I have to admit, it is nice to meet someone w/o the expectation of sex in the way. Well, I say that now but you know what a hoochie I am…

Oh Damn!

In all the uproar, I totally forgot to mention my buddy Adam from thisboyelroy is taking donations for The Aids Life Walk. Every little bit helps and it is for a very worthy cause. I’ve already made my donation. If you can, hop over and make one too. It doesn’t have to be a lot. Ten dollars goes a long way.