Category Archive: humor

May 11

The Future is Here!

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And people laughed, saying it couldn’t possibly happen….  heehee.

Nov 05

Overheard III

At the gym today, two guys talking in the showers.   Guy #1: So how was your night? Guy #2: I didn’t get much sleep Guy #1: Oh? Is that good or bad Guy #2: Well, it was my birthday. I got a pair of socks and a piece of ass.  Both were too big.

Jul 21

Why Daddy?

Funny moment. The boy asks me other day, “Daddy, why do people blog or read blogs?” He actually prefaced it with a request not to get upset. I guess he thought I might have been offended. lol He was so adorable. Anyway… Don’t go getting irate. It was an innocent question. He has just recently …

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Jun 15

Just Overheard…

…something and had to share. And its totally something I would have said.   Guy #1: Are you a super picky eater dude? Guy #2: I am a super picky eater dude. Guy #1: I like to suck cock, how picky can I get?   Even better Guy #2 was Japanese with a total Southern …

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May 30

Overheard…

…on the way home from the gym last night. Boy 1: I just love those blue mailboxes. They make great back-crackers. Boy 2: I’m a pretty good back-cracker myself. Boy 1: Yeah, but I don’t have to make the mailbox breakfast. *slap* Ok, I thought it was funny.

May 22

Random Tidbit

Apparently, the number on search term bringing people to my blog from Google+ is “porn is ok”. Whodda thunk? lol Just thought you should know.

May 21

Flight

Well I arrived safely in Chicago. Actually, I’ve been here for some time. The boy is fast asleep (he is an early riser), but I couldn’t wait until the weekend was over to share this. I typed this at 30,000 feet on my way to Chicago. The flights were very smooth with one interesting occurrence. …

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Apr 29

Distinctive

While not specifically adult, this post deals with a bit of adult content. You have been warned. lol

Apr 05

Found Me

I just had to share. I was looking the search stats for my blog this month and I’m always amazed at how weird some of the searches turn out to be. Apparently, the search phrase “steam room pimples” brought 10 people to my blog in the past month. Who da thunk it?

Feb 27

Cheesy

I overheard a really cheesy pick up line leaving Starbucks today.  It was pretty obvious the guy used it at an attempt to be humorous.  The other guy obviously knew him as he laughed.  Guy1: How have you been? Guy 2: I am ok, good to see you. Guy 1: You too.  Have I ever …

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